(They come in peace, so long as you have a black AmEx.)

"I know a lot about dinosaurs now, and the information has helped me out of quite a few deadlines."

I walk into pharmacies with my son mishandling verbs, fumbling pronouns, wrecking whole grammars. 

“The way workers are motivated is changing,” says Anderson of DreamHost. “Twenty years ago, it was about higher pay. Now it’s more about finding your work meaningful and interesting.”

Bull. Shit.

But the thing is, I don’t care about the Grammys; I just would like for the statistics to be more accurate.