Even after the game, when I texted him “Retire? Plz? i dont want 2 hurt u — DJ2,” he just hit me back with like 10 straight frownicons and then something that looked like a cat eating a baseball. 

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In other words, it's not booked.

The see-and-be-seen restaurant at the swanky Rosewood Sand Hill hotel is booked solid for lunch almost daily.

77th minute: Jon Walters just relegated Bolton. It seems unfair that a team that saw two of its best players — Lee Chung-Yong and Stuart Holden — leave with season-ending injuries before the campaign even began, and had to deal with the emotional trauma of seeing a player suffer a heart attack on the field, would go down while a side that features Joey Barton would stay up. I guess deserving has nothing to do with it.

The new program will showcase a mix of stories from around the globe. Already in consideration for air are stories on Taliban child suicide bombers, North Korean slave labor camps, New York’s underground voodoo heroin clinics, Somalian pirates and Satanic dentists in the Pacific Northwest.

Tell us stuff we don’t know about, Vice.

Scott Boras is basically a war criminal.

Jeter Dairies. Best thing right now.